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a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world

  • - :

    die

  • 0-10 :

    also probably die, but you still have to go to school

  • 10-20 :

    what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off

  • 20-30 :

    i can't feel my face

  • 30-40 :

    suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat

  • 40-50 :

    THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE

  • 50-60 :

    IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS

  • 60-70 :

    holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,

  • 70-80 :

    *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*

  • 80-90 :

    okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES

  • 90-100 :

    is it hot in here or is it just me

  • 100-110 :

    OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE

  • 110-120 :

    stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive

  • 120-130 :

    cactuses only

  • 130+ :

    you are literally on the fucking sun

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